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Posted by Hermansen on 13 January 2018 - 07:33 PM
Posted by Piece Corp on 06 March 2014 - 06:42 AM
Out for a stroll on a quiet Sunday morning
You can have your sox mended
Bar girls available at Hillary 3
Freelancers available at Climax disco, things get going after midnight
Even the Thai restaurants add 17% to your bill
But not the Old German Beer Haus. Bravo!
or try the street vendors
too late for Bed Supperclub
The Cheap Charlie cul de sac provides an alternate route
I never ate here, just assumed they were trying to warn me
Good lunch specials at Chez Pape on the weekend, 550 for 3 courses, plus 17%
And even a bread and breakfast for the budget travellers
At night, minibuses take over and the parking lanes become mobile bars
Apotheke has live blues bands starting 8:30 PM
Soi 11 has everything, except a GoGo Bar
Posted by wallywest on 06 January 2018 - 01:53 PM
Posted by Piece Corp on 07 March 2011 - 12:13 AM
Girl Friendly : Yes
Rates Per Night : About 3300 I believe
Way of Booking : Accor website
Review of Hotel : I book this hotel when Accor has a supersale, usually paid about 1800, a very good price for this property, and most times they upgraded me to a suite at no additional charge. Suites are in the rear wing and are very spacious and comfortable, all seem to have different layouts but include a sitting room, kitchen, and bedroom. Bathrooms have separate tub and shower. Once got food poisoning from the oysters at the seafood buffet.
Posted by Grubert on 31 October 2014 - 02:58 AM
Massage!? Massage!? 2/2: „others“
Then there are massages or better said massage shops were one isn’t really sure what they’re really for. One or the other has a “Body Massage” sign such as here down Soi Honey at the “Honey 1”. One has to know beforehand what goes on there, word gets around which massages are good and what you get there and what not. Or you have to take note of certain signs, for example if the girl even at a distance pushes her tongue against the inside of her cheek and makes blow movements with her hand in front of her mouth, or, a sign, as above, is more or less held in front of your face, then you know what’s what. You can also be cheeky and ask for “specials” if you’re not sure but are in the mood.
Every town has its distinctiveness and areas for certain purposes. In Bangkok the oilies, for example the Mango, Snow White, Tulip etc. In Patong and Phuket the infamous “slut triangle” Soi Kepsap and Pattaya has its massage area Soi Buakhao. This area has improved a hell of a lot over the past few years (will get back to the individual places and where they can be found later). Especially the corners and small streets around the Oasis A Gogo, for example, Soi Honey, Soi Diana Inn and Soi LK Metro are infamous for having only “those” massages to which nobody and I really mean nobody visits for a massage. The purpose of these places is a “happy end”, one shoot one’s load, no matter how. Here you can experience everything. I’ve drawn a small map:
It’s only serves the purpose as a rough guide but you will find certain pleasures at these places. As I said, even though there is a “massage” sign, it’s all to do with Sex. Here you can read what I experienced there recently:
Extract from my diary
Almost opposite the Oasis A Gogo down Soi Buakhao is Soi Honey Inn (Soi 11, 2nd Road), you will find quite a few massages here where what happens doesn’t really have much to do with massaging. Obvious movements of the hand indicating a BJ and signs the girls hold up, on the one side is...
On the other side
...for the “victims” who pass by; the sign is simply turned round leaving only little room for speculation. I take a look at a few of the places, unfortunately there are a couple of Korean looking men in front of me who grab the best looking girls; the others aren’t my taste.
So, I carry on a bit further down to Soi 25 (corner Oasis Gogo), there are another two such massages here, among others the Cannon Massage which was recommended to me. Further down the back the Lolitas since it moved away from Soi LK Metro. Although the Cannon is not that far down the Soi, I don’t actually make it that far. Outside the “Arree Massage” is a girl with a mouth that I find erotic, she smiles at me.
“Massage sir?” she asks, I go in with her, book a one hour oil massage and ask her about “specials”. “Sure, whatyouwant!?” She asks. I tell her I would like a blow job, she agrees and names me the price while holding up four fingers and a thumb on one hand, “HaaRoi” (500). She leads me into a cabin with a massage couch/table, the cabin is made up of a thin curtain hung on an aluminium frame and around the couch/table is just enough room for the masseuse to move around. She leaves the cabin again, “I come back”, she says; “I hope so” I think to myself as I get undressed.
When she returns I’m lying down on my back, horny, with a grin on my face, my cock half hard and wondering about what was about to happen. She takes her top off; at first she leaves her panties on but removes them without delay after I tell her to. She has a small firm pair of tits, a shaved fanny and a nice body. Not absolutely fantastic but pretty nice; especially in comparison with the other older girls who shouldn’t be looked at in broad daylight. She’s still smiling and remains nice as we get going. She has a sweet face with a teasing expression around her mouth which spontaneously makes me want to “flow” into it.
It’s nice being able to fulfil a desire so quickly with such willing support. It was as if she had been waiting for me to come along and shoot my load in her mouth; as if that’s exactly what she wants.
She kneels down between my legs and takes a look at my best part; she’s above it sizing it up before getting her lips around it. She pushes my foreskin back with her lips, sucks it in and gets going. There’s no cleaning beforehand with towels etc. of course I’m clean; just had a shower. She gives it a quick blow before pulling her head back again to take another look as if it’s a large ice cream with a portion of whipped cream on top ready for eating.
The girl likes this sort of thing, she longs for pricks. She grabs my hips, or backside, with both hands while I lie on my back with my legs slightly bent and gives my balls a lick. Even while doing this I realise that the girl is hungry for men. Then she comes up again and continues with the blow job. With one of her hands she massages my balls; the place where the sun never shines is looked after too.
I press my now extremely hard cock towards the foot end; she slips down willingly and sucks without stopping and without the use of her hands. Then I get up and kneel on the edge of the table and signal that she should kneel down on the floor, she does this straight away. I grab the bottle of massaging oil which is fixed to a dispenser, she opens her hand and I pump a portion of oil into it. I grab her neck gently and place her cheek on my left thigh; the hand with the oil is on my backside ready to massage my ring. I guide her other hand to my crown jewels which she fondles gently. I then grab my throbbing cock with my right hand and wank into her mouth or better said, open lips and wet tongue which is hanging out. First slowly then as everything is as I wish, gradually faster faster.
As I hear the “plop - plop - plop - plop” sound I like, which comes from wanking into a half open mouth, I don’t need much longer, I’m loaded and the girl is really good. I can hear the sound well, can probably be heard in the next cabin as well to the one side where they’re also at it. There, there’s probably something similar happening with the difference that they’re at, or have already reached the “howlongyouholiday mister” bit. I’m at the point of no return, my stuff flows into her gob. At first she sucks the stuff in but as it runs out of her mouth due to my wanking movements she holds her hand under it to catch it. I’m holding her neck and first let go when I’ve finished the job.
With one half of my babies in her mouth and the other half in her hand which she has stretched out away from her, she leaves the cabin still completely naked. She comes back after only a short time, her hands washed. “Youwanttakeshower?” she asks. I tell her no and that I will have a shower back in my room. 500 + 100 tip change hands, the cashier is at the end of the corridor, she sits there grinning at me. I pay 200 for the oil massage. Although this massage had nothing to do with massaging, everything was to my complete satisfaction.
I ask for a goodbye kiss on my cheek and as she does it I turn my mouth towards her, the kiss lands on my lips; we laugh. Is always well received, especially when I put an appalled expression on my face and wipe the back of my hand across my mouth. “Comeagain” she shouts with a dirty look on her face as I leave. That will happen darling!!!
However, I have to go to Koh Chang, Chiang Mai, Koh Samui and Bangkok before I return. Especially Bangkok will be exhausting.
Posted by Piece Corp on 07 June 2014 - 04:45 AM
Some other Soi 11 scenes from yesterday, like shopping at Villa Market
When I was looking for a condo to rent, the first place I checked was Chaidee Mansion, at the 'T'. I asked the guy how much for the rent on a 1-bedroom, he said 48,000. "Isn't that a lot?", I asked. "Utilities included", he said.
But nice views of the Soi from there
I've frequently stayed at CitiChic down the road on Soi 13, a hotel I can highly recommend.
Some other options
Other dining options include fresh seafood
Here's my taco salad from Charlie Brown's. I still think La Monita and Senior Pico are better.
A good place to go for pizza
Lollipop1, every neighborhood needs a blow job bar.
Other day scenes from yesterday
A new Holiday Inn is being constructed opposite Chaidee Mansion. Some workers relaxing.
Cheap Thai food at Soi 11 guesthouse
Even farangs are friendly on Soi 11
Other night scenes
The band warms up at Apoteka
Rosabieng and Zanzabar restaurants provide soft music for dining in a garden setting
Posted by house516 on 24 June 2013 - 09:55 PM
So, you decided to stretch your legs at everybody's favourite, mid-city park and spent the afternoon at Lumpini Park. You've enjoyed a day of chasing Monitor Lizards, joining in a yoga class, and experiencing Thai nationalism as the entire park comes to attention when the National Anthem is played in a scene reminiscent of Village of the Damned (just kidding, I think it's kind of cool). Now it's time to head back to Sukhumvit and prepare for the evening. You could take the MRT or a taxi but there is way to walk the entire route that is not difficult and will not take terribly long.
There is a limited access, above ground pedway (#2 to #3) that extends from the NE corner of Lumpini Park to the south end of Soi 10 Sukhumvit. Head up to the NE corner of the park (#1), buy a bottle of water or frozen treat (it's hot!) and exit through the gate. Turn left. On the corner of the block is a set stairs (#2) up to the Pedway crossing Wireless Road. Climb the stairs and you are a short 1.2 km (3/4 mile) from the south end of Soi 10 (#3). Even walking slow, that's only a 20 minute walk from point to point. Once at the south end of soi 10, you can turn left and proceed to Sukhumvit (#4) or veer right and go to Benjakiri Park (#5) or Ratchadpisek Road. Unfortunately, it is fenced and you cannot access soi 4 directly and the last 1/4 mile is along that smelly canal. Still, it's a neat walk.
Posted by gogul on 04 December 2016 - 04:59 AM
I agree totally with Diabolic and davvvid.
If I were planning to live in BKK for 6 to 12 months, I would look for a 1 bedroom or 2 bedroom condo apartment to rent in the area bounded in the south by Sukumvit up to Phetchaburi in the north and from Sukhumvit Soi 23 in the west all the way up to Ekamai (Soi 63) in the east. I would require a well maintained building with a nice swimming pool and 24 hour security. The good news is that there is a large selection of really nice rental units that fit that description at various price points in this broad area and I am certain that I would have no problem living somewhere around Thonglor (Soi 55). In fact I think I would really like it. During the day this area is trendy, upscale, and pleasant to walk around in like a Thai version of the upper west side of Manhattan. At night there are all kinds of great restaurants, bistros, bars, nightclubs, and G-clubs, but nothing too raunchy. 555. And anytime I want it, Soi 24 massage parlors, Cowboy, Nana are only a few BTS stops away or only a few minutes travel time by motocycle taxi. You want to live the good life in BKK? This is where it is at.
Posted by scoobydoook on 09 November 2016 - 10:40 AM
Hua Hin is the Kings summer residence and because of that is quiet compared to BKK/Patts/Phuket. The beaches are good and the town is looked after and locals from BKK go for the weekend. Its a nice place for a break from BKK.
Best option may be to take the bus from BKK Southern Bus Terminal in about 3.5 to 4 hours. The buses leave every half hour during the day and during the week you can just turn up and buy a ticket but at weekends and holidays you need to book in advance. Bus is about 200 Baht.
You can get there by plane from Suvarnabhumi in about 45 mins but you have to get out to the airport and then back in from HH airport by taxi so may be more hassle for not much quicker.
Train takes 4 hours from Hualamphong Station and costs about 50 Baht third class to 200+ Baht first class. Train takes 4 to 4.5 hours.
Not a place to go for nightlife but if you are there then you can make the best of it. My info is a couple of years out of date.
No gogos that I am aware of.
There are many small beer bars with FL on Soi Bintabaht and around it including Poon Suk. This area is behind the Hilton Hotel on the opposite side to the sea. You will have to look harder for an attractive girl than in BKK/Patts/Phuket…. But there are some. Drinks and lady drinks are more expensive than in normal bars but ST, BF and LT rates are lower than BKK. Usually relaxed and low key.
There are some massage shops which do FS next to that area to the north and around Soi 80/Soi Sarawat off Thanon Phetkasem and there are many other which offer HE. There is also a soapy called Lee Lao Dee and another called Petch Barber off the main road Thanon Phetkasem with FS. Not many foreigners go there but there is no reason not to, just not well known.
The Hilton disco inside the hotel has many freelancers mixed with tourists and locals. Drinks are double the prices in small bars. It gets busy around midnight and around 2am some girls from the beer bars go there so the quality is similar.
Posted by Kimao on 30 August 2016 - 07:42 AM
Lately I've been trying to travel around a bit more to see new places and get out of the big city a bit. I've recently moved just outside of Bangkok (Patum Thani) to that end as I was tiring of the traffic and state of affairs in my last area.
After reading stickman's recent article regarding Udon Thani I thought, well why not give it a shot. Boy was I disappointed.
The trip over was painless enough- I flew from Don Muang to Udon for about 800 baht with a duration of about 1 hour. Taxi from the airport to the hotel located in the 'city center' was 200 baht standard. No real options for finding anything else.
Got to the hotel, checked in and decided to wander about.
First impressions- Hit the massage and bar areas first and despite being early afternoon there were a decent number open. Mostly empty, but a few had a number of older gents who appeared to be locals at their favorite spots sharing a beer and watching sports. Of the other, less occupied bars there was a common theme- two staff, one 30s-40s Thai woman and one large ladyboy. I kid you not, this was the case for the first 4 bars I approached. I'm usually keen to have a game of pool and a beer even at a bar that's not right up my alley so I still stopped by but was largely disappointed at what I saw.
A number of massage places were open and I did the rounds checking out the girls sitting outside enoying their lunches or mid-afternoon snacks. A good portion had been snacking a bit too much and were a bit large for my tastes. I spotted one really cute one but as I walked over another guy parked his motorbike in front of the shop and headed straight in with her. Such is life.
Spent the next several hours roaming around the rest of the bar areas and decided to pop into central and the market area adjacent to it. Stickman had reported that the general populace was noticeably friendlier and happier to see foreigners. This was not evident in anyway.
Throughout my stay I switched from the tourist foreigner not knowing a lick of Thai to the expat with a fairly expansive knowledge depending on the situation and tried to judge which yielded better results. Both were fairly evenly disappointing.
As the evening wore on I ventured back to the bar areas and made several more rounds bringing my total bar visits to about 15-18. Sadly, at night the pickings remained slim (and yet not slim size-wise) and the number of really beastly ladyboys was surprisingly high. I had often heard that LBs tended to head to BKK as it is a more modern and accepting society versus where many were born and the associated traditional mindset. Perhaps the demand by foreign visitors is making that not the case.
To wrap up this rather long-winded post I'll say that I was disappointed to such a degree that I checked out of my hotel later the next day, abandoned my return flight set for 4 days later and purchased a ticket from Udon to Utapao and spent the next few days in Pattaya which is a known commodity to me.
TL:DR - if you are considering Udon for a visit, my recommendation is to give it a pass.
Posted by Dave The Rave on 02 July 2016 - 04:53 AM
I walked past Hooters several times last November. Girls looked good, but the midget got my attention.
Doubtful I'll ever go inside as the food at every Hooter I've been to has been sad (except one north of Atlanta).
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Also, Hooters food is at least double what you would pay in other bars.
Posted by Piece Corp on 21 August 2014 - 06:35 PM
I visit The Pong about every 3 months and, while I feel embarrassed to admit it, I always seem to have a good time.
The Star of Light is world famous, of course. There's been enough jizz generated there to flood a small city.
Otherwise very quiet in the afternoon until the workers show up to build the night market.
I live so close to Nana Plaza and Soi Cowboy that I never come to Patpong to bar fine. I come to Patpong for one reason only:
Prices have always been lower and I can order Long Island Iced Teas all night and get really wasted. In fact, I haven't bar fined from The Pong since '03, this cutie from Kiss.
Last night I took a walk down Soi Thaniya, until a tout informed me this was for "members only" and, while I could take pictures of the street, I wasn't allowed to take any picture of the girls.
I always drink in the same 5 bars on Patpong: Kings Castle I & II, Club Electric Blue, Pink Panther, and Bada Bing. I tried the Black Pagoda once after stickman raved about it, before I realized they were an advertiser. I never venture into the upstairs bars or ladyboy bars and don't know what's going on in the other bars.
I've been going to Kings Castle I & II for over 20 years, see my Bangkok Trip Report from 1992:
The bars are adjacent, they might do well to knock the wall down and consolidate, but they haven't invested in the property since I've been a customer. Looks just the same as 20 years ago, except a Jack & Coke goes for 130 now (still better than paying 180 at Baccara). They used to be prepay on drinks but now the customer signs each receipt, perhaps sending a message that it's going to be difficult to pad your bill. As usual, there were some very attractive girls there.
Next stop was Pink Panther. I love it when bars price all their cocktails the same, so a Long Island Iced Tea is 180 baht, same as a Singapore Sling. Since this is Patpong I would expect that it be diluted, but it tastes like rocket fuel anyway, can't even taste the tea. Went down so well that I ordered another. I used to 'sober up' with an Irish Coffee here, but it's no longer on the menu.
All the girls dress as coyotes but they seem to have three classes of girls. Some girls bar fine at the usual 600 baht while others bar fine much higher, and some girls can't be bar fined at all. Make sure you know the class of girl before investing 180 baht in a lady drink. At 11 PM they have Thai boxing, I always make sure I'm out of the bar by then.
By this time the night market was in full swing and the music bars had their bands playing marginally better than Country Road.
Took a break for dinner at Le Bochon. Lobster Bisque, Lamb Shank in a while bean sauce, and Creme Brulee, with a glass of red. No Thai food on the menu, not an appropriate place to bring a bar girl for dinner, but a Star of Light girl under the table would be delightful.
Lust of Bangkok? I never saw this place before, the night market really obstructs visibility in the street
Next up was Club Electric Blue, and yet another Long Island Iced Tea.
Last stop Bada Bing, and another Long Island for 200 baht. I don't know how you feel after 18 shots of booze but I can hardly remember getting home, think I took a tuk tuk. Found these shots in my camera this morning, glad I didn't leave it in the bar.
Posted by Piece Corp on 02 June 2014 - 06:14 AM
Today here's what's left of the Federal Hotel, a Soi 11 institution since the 1970's, making room for new Condos. I never stayed there but had breakfast in their coffee house once, and their website is still up.
Posted by The-Sith on 18 April 2018 - 12:53 PM
I need some tutoring in the following, wonder if you can help me?
1. Surviving in BKK by only teaching 6 hours of English per week
2. Using FamilyMarts to loiter, and for pre-party drinking to reduce bar tabs
3. Staying in Thailand without a proper Visa
4. Showing up to Thailand a 24 year old virgin and nailing 3 geeky college students in your first year
5. Making the most out of your Bachelor of Arts in Medieval Literature by charging an extra 50 Baht per hour for English Classes
6. Saving to one day purchase a 90cc two stroke third hand scooter made in Viet Nam
7. Living on 2 dishes of Meekrab per day: and putting the savings into Chang
8. Bilking Newbies out of Beers by providing Value
I'll gladly pay up 7 or 8 Leo's for this level of insight. Do I get a Certificate at the end of the lessons?