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Tom Tit

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  1. I’ve stayed there, about 4 years ago. Excellent. Nice pool, which is a must for me. Pleasant staff, who know 90% of their guests are mongers (100% in my case) but won’t superciliously treat you as such. Girl friendly too: no ID required. Very nice indeed. Nana Hotel (which I do love and have regularly stayed at) is a dump by comparison. And, at least just up to pre-Covid, the Nana Hotel staff were regularly crossing the line between banter/playful joshing and plain rudeness/taking the piss. I think next time I visit BKK (and god knows I hope that’ll be next year) I’ll be staying at Novotel Bangkok Sukhumvit 4 myself. Go for it. Have fun, and please post a review! Tom Tit
  2. Great point. These days, I am looking for beer at midday and late afternoon/early evening lady action. Last place I mongered other than BKK was Singapore. Nothing happening until around 10pm. Clubs and 3am non-stop partying bars are useless as a chocolate fireguard to me nowadays. Tom Tit
  3. Once again, Keep It Fun writes a post so that I do not have to: same same me. (I'd perhaps just add Soi 7 Beergarden to my own list. I will often pop in for a few late afternoon beers if there's nothing happening on Soi 4 or if the Morning Night/Stumble Inn birds are annoying me (sudden onset of unsolicited lady drink feeding frenzy 🙄), or just for a change of scenery. Beergarden usually full of old bangers, but late afternoon you can sometimes find a real gem among the rubbish. Older, bolder, and more fun, the gals in there: the way like them.) Tom Tit 😷
  4. Much more recent thread on Krabi here. Still interesting in up-to-date info and tips on Krabi/Ao Nang, as I will definitely be there later this year. Tom Tit 👹
  5. The one I picked up in the Hard Rock Cafe and shagged in the the Siam Square Novotel in 2015 wasn’t bad. Naomi, I think she was called. Lovely. Tom Tit 👹
  6. Ooh, I do like a good pint of porter. Bet it’s expensive though? Tom Tit 👹
  7. What lev123 wrote (post above this one ☝️) is the correct answer. Allow an hour for each journey. Set off for Don Muang at 10.30am for your Saturday 13.30 flight. Trust your pecker's got some 'wood', Woody mate. You'll have a ball. Tom Tit 👹
  8. Just noticed: you might wanna check/clarify: you mean Suvarnabhumi (BKK) or Don Mueang Airport (DMK)? Tom Tit :blink:
  9. Quick, drunk, and via Soi 4 (Nana Hotel car park if it's really late and the bars are shut) for a takeaway tart. Have fun. Tom Tit :blink:
  10. Judging on what I saw, and reported in my review (particularly the bit that says: ‘it was definitely guest friendly’), I think it’s girl friendly. I don’t suppose they charge a fee, but I saw no evidence in support or contradiction of that supposition, so I’m not sure. I didn’t take a bird back to Aloft during my stay, but lots of other guests were quite openly doing so. Tom Tit :blink:
  11. http://www.bangkok-addicts.com/forum/topic/8165-aloft-hotel-soi-11-recent-reports/?fromsearch=1 I stayed there last July. Very good. Tom Tit :blink:
  12. Eminently walkable, unless it's pissing down and/or one of you is inebriated, then a taxi (which will take longer than walking, due to traffic and hotel being other side of Sukhumvit, and cost you). Tuk tuk would be fastest and easiest but a waste of money. If it's not raining, and you're not drunk, walk. 5-7 minutes (Beergarden), 10-12 minutes (Thermae). Have fun. Tom Tit :blink:
  13. Has been known: 2014: https://www.stickboybkk.com/news/american-falls-death-5th-floor-nana-hotel/ 2015: https://www.stickboybkk.com/news/mystery-death-at-sukhumvit-soi-4-hotel/ Have fun. Tom Tit :blink: PS. Christ, there’s even a website dedicated solely to falang deaths in Thailand. Be careful, folks... https://www.farang-deaths.com
  14. Me same same you: used to stay at Nana Hotel (yes, I know... :wacko: ) if it was just a boozy full-on mongering trip, somewhere a bit nicer (Sukhumvit Solo Soi 2 Hotel was good (but eyebrows raised if more than one takeaway gal on your arm when you stagger in), Aloft on Soi 11 was very good (though I never brought back a bird to there)) if it was business and me paying. But I stayed at Landmark last trip (February 2019: see Trip Report) and it was brilliant. Highly recommended: great room, great service, no eyebrows raised, no problems at all. Have fun. Tom Tit :blink:
  15. Normal sober tedious workaday existence at home is, for me, as 'detox-ed' as it gets. My trips to Thailand, on the other hand, tend rather to be a very rapid and relentless retreat into bouncing-off-walls eyes-on-stalks 24/7 drunken shag-a-thon debauchery. Flippancy aside, I wholly concur with those who have opined that the body knows best, and to waste money on faddish trendy treatments is idiotic. Don’t drink too much, eat well, exercise, rest well. If you must booze it up, burn your candle at both ends, eat rubbish, sit on the sofa all day, well, shut up and get on with it and accept the consequences if and when your body starts to complain. Up to you. But paying good money for some doss clown to make you star fruit smoothies then stick a hosepipe up your arse and flush you out with soapy water? Hahahahaha. Mental ‘detoxification’ might be another matter entirely. The psychological state of any woman working in the sex industry (whether that which drove her to prostitution and/or that which results from daily selling sex to strangers) must be severely, perhaps irreparably, warped and damaged and, however much we might rationalise and/or deny our own motives and addictive behaviour, the mindset of us serial mongers will be one that any psychiatrist would find interesting. As for therapy? I suspect any really potentially-efficacious treatment or counselling would first necessarily involve a prolonged period of 'detox' i.e. taking the girl/monger completely out of the environment in which she/he is exposed to triggers to her/his 'condition' and keeping her/him away for as long as it takes (probably forever). Only once that period of detoxification had been deemed to have taken effect could therapy proper begin. And, as with any other addictive behaviour, such treatment would only have a chance of succeeding if the 'patient' had genuinely, freely, and sincerely expressed a desire to address and manage the malaise. But it almost certainly wouldn't work with the gals. Odds of at least 300-1? (That's the odds some specialists give for an alcoholic ever drinking 'safely' again; others say it's impossible.) I've personally known at least a dozen falang-hooker couples who've tried to make a go of it (and read or heard about dozens more): marriage, kids, and settling down, whether in Thailand or overseas. In every case it's ended badly, with her eventually (in some cases, very rapidly) going back on the game and him having to pick up the smashed pieces of his life. I know of three blokes (mongers) who have managed a happy marriage and long-term ongoing family life (one in BKK, one in Rayong, one in UK) with a Thai women, and, though they'd all worked in the bar scene, none of those 3 birds was a prostitute. (I know that for definite, not just cos they say so.) You join the dots. Have fun. Tom Tit :blink:
  16. ‘It’s haunted and I won’t go inside...’ is precisely what I said to an old Soi 7 Beergarden freelance banger I after I got a good whiff of her snatch. It looked like a loose-packed doner kebab. Tom Tit :blink:
  17. I stayed at Aloft in July last year. I wrote http://www.bangkok-addicts.com/forum/topic/8165-aloft-hotel-soi-11-recent-reports/?hl=stayed>: 'I stayed at Aloft for 4 nights. No complaints. Reception staff were helpful, charming and sincere (and, in the case of the bird who checked me in, 10/10 drop dead gorgeous). Room was large (I switched on the patter with Drop Dead G and got upgraded) and clean. Huge bed. Wasn’t noisy at all (Levels nite club in basement rocking till 4am, so I was worried about the noise after what some folks said above) though I was on a high floor (25th floor, trivia fans). Slept like a log. Good strong shower, no problems with water pressure or temperature whatever the hour. Pool is nice: not huge, great views, good sun trap, and a large shaded chill area adjoining, scatter cushions and couches and newspapers and whatnot. Gym with new equipment that nobody was using. I didn’t take any birds back but it was definitely guest friendly: one bloke had a different two obvious tattooed tuppenny tarts with him at breakfast every day. Buffet breakfast is also great. Clientele very nice, pleasant folks. Mix of Asians and Westerners.Younger mongers (apart from your old Uncle Tom and the other feller with a different tart twinset daily, natch), family groups and honeymoon couples. Couple of young single white chicks, one of whom I chatted up beside the pool. Blonde Dutch chick traveling solo, early 30s, slightly chubby but very sexy with great tits, Got her Line address. Reckon she’d have been game for some beer and a ride but she was checking out straight after the sunbathing and heading to Hua Hin... Will definitely stay there again. Refurbished Mercury, across the road (which someone mentioned above) looked very good too.' Hope that helps. I'll be in BKK again next month. I'd definitely stay at Aloft again. In fact, fully intended to. But someone else is paying this time so... Tom Tit :blink:
  18. The election initially scheduled for 24 February 2019 will now be held on 24 March 2019. This is good news for myself, as I’ll be in BKK in February, but might cause others to want to rethink their travel/mongering plans. (As far as I’m aware, bars and go-gos close (or at least can’t sell alcohol) on an Election Day (?).) ‘On 23 January 2019 the government announced that the long-awaited election would be held on 24 March 2019.’ https://www.google.co.jp/amp/s/amp.cnn.com/cnn/2019/01/23/asia/thailand-election-date-intl/index.html Tom Tit :blink:
  19. We have a winner: 24 March it is. ‘On 23 January 2019 the government announced that the long-awaited election would be held on 24 March 2019.’ https://www.google.co.jp/amp/s/amp.cnn.com/cnn/2019/01/23/asia/thailand-election-date-intl/index.html Tom Tit :blink:
  20. Crikey, what a fucking nightmare. :( I once had a connecting flight to Thailand unceremoniously cancelled in (I think it was) Taipei, and had to stay inside the fucking airport getting more and more pissed off and grottier for 36 hours waiting for them to fix the plane. Nightmare. I went mad once I finally got to Bangkok. 24/7 mayhem: boozing and banging from dusk to dawn. Oh dear oh dear oh dear... Go for it big style now you're there, mate. :D Oh... Three bar fines on your first night! :o I see you are doing exactly that. B) Good work. Happy endings. Trust you get some hefty compensation of those EVA pricks, damages too. Can't see how they could not have to cough up major dosh. Let us know. Have fun. Tom Tit :blink:
  21. Yeah, Chatuchak's great. Everyone should go there once. Repeat visits reap diminishing returns I find. it's a good place for chatting up single tourist birds wandering around on their own too. I've had two notable successes there, on separate occasions. A cute Aussie backpacker and a very gorgeous Taiwanese chick. Bumped into both at Chatuchak and both were on the end of my cock a few hours later. Hang round the little stalls that sell coffee and beer. You can't lose. Have fun. Tom Tit :blink:
  22. Good work, lads. I'm feeling 100% more positive now than the shit-my-pants sinking sensation I experienced a few days ago, suspecting I'd be in BKK for a dry weekend. As I've written elsewhere on here, I once (only once!) very foolishly attempted a whole 10-day sojourn in BKK stone-cold sober (as opposed to my normal 24/7 eyes-on-stalks boozy setting) 'just to see what it was like'. Well, it was shit. Fucking shit. I've enjoyed visits to the VD clinic more. For, for me, sober = overly self conscious, crushingly inhibited, timid, grumpy and jumpy. Not an ideal recipe for a 48-hour mongering session. My sober week and a bit in Bangkok was worse than a waste of money. It was about ten years ago and it still makes my blood boil when I think of it. I'd give my left bollock for 10 days in Bangkok right now. Why the fuck did I waste all that time padding round shopping malls gasping for a beer with a face like a Motorhead b-side, hating the world. 10 days. I only went out once after dark. Not a single barfine. Saw an identical temple or two. Scowled at hippie kids down Khaosan. Can't remember what I did the rest of the time, but it was certainly shite. Yes, FALSE ALARM... looks like it'll be business as usual 23-4 February, in which case you'll find me parked on a stool somewhere down Soi 4 on my umpteenth beer and umpteenth barfine by Sunday afternoon. Can't wait. Onward! We owe it to ourselves. Tom Tit :blink: Edited to add: Wikipedia page now amended to say: 'the 24 February date for the election is no longer possible because the government has not published a royal decree and the EC would need at least 45 days to prepare the election.[20] The following day, Wissanu Krea-ngam announced that the royal decree will be released sometime in January, paving way for an election "no later than March."'. Also http://www.nationmultimedia.com/detail/politics/30362387 Looking sweet. Pull the trigger, Battenburg! :D
  23. Conflicting reports... but most recent indicates the election will be postponed: https://www.channelnewsasia.com/news/asia/thailand-must-postpone-election-again-until-march-officials-11125800> Tom Tit :blink:
  24. Ah, I see. Thanks. Should be business as usual bar-wise that Feb 23-4 weekend, then. That's great news, for me at least. Tom Tit :blink: https://www.straitstimes.com/asia/se-asia/thailand-must-postpone-election-again-until-march-officials
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