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I think all porn sites should change their URLs from .com to .cum

ANybody else unable to access pattaya addicts. I get 404 not found error :(

A widespread taste for pornography means that nature is alerting us to some threat of extinction. ~J.G. Ballard, "News from the Sun," Myths of the Near Future, 1982

There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible. ~P.J. O'Rourke

Men marry because they are tired; women because they are curious. Both are disappointed. - Oscar Wilde

If a man could imagine a woman 20 year older, he would pass through life much undisturbed.

Women are like cellphones. The wives are contracts, while hookers are pay-as-you-go

I always have the feeling that women just tolerate men

Why is when your hand get itchy people say you're gonna be lucky. But when your crotch itches it means you just got unlucky